One night, the King of All Cosmos got drunk and accidently destroyed all the stars in the sky. No biggie! He’ll just send his son, the Prince, to roll up everything on Earth into giant balls which will then become the planets and the stars that once were.
Boston, I am the King of all Cosmos, and I am going to roll you up into my life!
Update: Rolling up Boston was fun!
I was less than thrilled when my past came back to haunt me. “You ASSHOLE!” I heard a group of earthlings cry, “YOU DESTROYED ALL OF THE STARS!” Hey, when the King of Cosmos is drunk, cosmos is fair game. You want your stars back? It’ll cost you that silly Citco sign. It’s ain’t easy being King of All Cosmos, kids. See ya next time.